Tuesday, February 4, 2014

i'm a thief.

i found this survey on housewife glamour's blog and thought it would be fun to fill it out. 
so i stole it! ;) 
I know there are a few of you out there that don't know everything about me yet. & you are just dying to know. 
so much sarcasm for a tuesday, huh? 

1// Were you named after anyone? Not that I know of or have ever been told. Mom, care to chime in? 
2// When was the last time you cried? I think I shed a tear over one of the Super Bowl commercials. #drunktears
3// Do you like your handwriting? I do actually. I've started experimenting with different calligraphy and I like it even more now. It's always changing though. 
4// What is your favorite lunch meat? Turkey. But I don't eat a lot of it. Is bacon a lunch meat? I choose bacon! 
5// Do you have kids? Have you read the name of my blog? ;) 


6// If you were another person, would you be friends with you? Yes! I consider myself a really good friend (to the people who deserve my time) and I pride myself on that. I would do anything for my best friend. 
7// Do you use sarcasm a lot? Uhhh, I think the first paragraph of this post answers this question loud and clear. Ha! 
8// Do you still have your tonsils? Sure do! & the thought of having them removed scares the shit out of me. 
9// Would you bungee jump? The 25 year old version of me would have said HELL YES! But the 27 mama version of me just typed out 'are you out of your mind?!' So I'll go with a no. 
10// What is your favorite cereal? I don't love cereal, because I don't drink milk. BUT if I had to choose, it would probably be fruit loops. Like a toddler.
11// Do you untie your shoes when you take them off? never.
12// Do you think you are strong? Only when I'm screaming out my car window at dumbass drivers. 'Move over idiot or I'll beat the shit out of you!'.
13// What is your favorite ice cream? chocolate.
14// What is the first thing you notice about other people? how they tip/treat their servers at a restaurtant. it says everything you need to know about a person.


15// Red or pink? pink.
16// What is your least favorite thing about yourself? I procrastinate and get super lazy a lot of the time. Working on changing that though!
17// Any tattoos?  One. Which I regret. On my left hipbone. Which is now in a cute zigzag pattern from my c-section. Oh, to be 18 again....
18// Do you have any hobbies? you're reading it!
19// What color shoes are you wearing? white flip flops. i really jazzed myself up today.
20// What was the last thing you ate? a lean cuisine pizza. i figured 9 months was my limit on saying 'what fat? i just had a baby!'. time to lose the weight.
21// What are you listening to right now? The pitter-patter of baby hands and toes hitting the floor. 
22// If you were a crayon, what color would you be? macaroni & cheese. that was my favorite in the big 64 pack. #fatty
23// Favorite smells? fresh linen, garlic powder (it calms me! I know, Freak!) & Chanel. 
24// Who was the last person you talked to on the phone? billy. he had to take a popsicle stick smothered with dog crap into the vet today. Naturally, I wanted to know how it went. We live a glamorous life, kids! 
25// Mountain hideaway or beach house? Both sound so fantastic right now. 
26// Favorite sport to watch? basketball. we frequent the magic games and they are always so fun! 


27// Hair color? brownish. But I'm considering a change. 
28// Eye colors? Blue/green depending on what I wear. 
29// Do you wear contacts? Sometimes. Usually just glasses. But it's a goal to start wearing my contacts more. 
30// Scary movies or happy endings? I'm a chicken shit. Happy ending for sure. 
31// Last movie you watched? Pitch perfect for the 100th time. Acca-scuse me?! 

32// What color shirt are you wearing? black, with a bright pink scarf
33// Summer or winter? can't I say fall? because if it were fall all year long, I would be the happiest girl. 
34// Hugs or kisses? hugs. hugs cure everything. unless we are talking about baby kisses. 
35// Computer or television? i like to compute while i televise. & just incase i don't have enough technology sucking away my brain cells, i always have my iPhone on hand. 
36// What book are you reading right now? ugh. i wish i were reading one. honestly, when i have time to read, i read blogs. the ones i read are so entertaining and zone me out of my life for a few minutes. 
37// What’s on your mouse pad? nothing. it is just black. i like simple things. sometimes. 
38// What color is your house? an unattractive dirty sewer water type of color. & if it didn't cost 40 billion dollars to paint a house. i would. 
39// What color is your car? right now? she looks like a dalmatian. white with black mud, rain and bird poop spots. just keepin' it real. homegirl needs a bath! 
well, that was mildy entertaining! 
& also... have you guys noticed all the changes that were made to Baby A and Mama J over the weekend? I took my Sunday morning and did a little redesigning and getting my feet wet with HTML coding, again. 
Aside from the pretty colors and new logo, feast your eyes on my new social media buttons on my sidebar. you can click on any of those and it will take you to all of my social media accounts where you can follow, tweet, like and what not. 

thanks for sticking around til the end of this completely useless, sorry excuse for a post ;) its tuesday & i'm hoping i get can a full tank of gas today without getting into a boxing match with another bee. 


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